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Way Too Early WrestleMania 33 Card

WrestleMania 32
Yes, I am well aware of the fact that the book has only just been closed on WrestleMania 32. Which means everything I am about to say is extremely premature, and has a high probability of being completely wrong. But, it’s fun to take a stab at it, so with that in mind, let’s have some fun, shall we?

Shaq versus Big Show

There’s no way this match doesn’t happen at some point, right? I suppose the question now is, would they do it at SummerSlam, or wait till Orlando-a town Shaq knows very well, having started his NBA career there. My guess, for the sake of this effort, says we get it in Orlando. Bigger question? Will this one be watchable?

Seth Rollins versus AJ Styles

Rollins comes back healthy and dominant, and Styles is as impressive as ever. The big question here? Does either of these men have a title on them at the time of their clash? And if so, which belt?

Anderson and Gallows versus Enzo and Cass

This one would be one of the harder ones to project, but I have a hunch these two teams should be quite dominant in the tag ranks. I would think these two should get to face off in Orlando with the tag team championship to be decided.

Neville versus Apollo Crews versus Luke Harper versus Baron Corbin versus Jack Swagger versus Shinsuke Nakamura versus Stardust: IC Title match

It has become a WrestleMania tradition to have a ladder match involving the Intetcontinental Championship, or so it seems. So, with that in mind, we get to have another one. I will go on the record saying that I think Nakamura should be in a bigger match than this, but I’m presuming this might serve as his main roster coming out party.

Samoa Joe versus Finn Balor

They had a really good match at TakeOver, and I have to imagine that by April, 2017, both of these guys will be working on the main roster. So why not let them do battle one more time-this time, with a much bigger stage?

Roman Reigns versus Dean Ambrose

Maybe its me not liking Reigns at present. Maybe it’s the fact that this would have been a great WM32 match, complete with one of these two making a wicked heel turn. But, it didn’t happen. I am guessing-hoping?-that it happens at WM33.

Charlotte versus Sasha Banks

The best and brightest. For the Womens’ Championship. Any questions?

Bayley versus Becky versus Asuka.

The other best and brightest. Vying to determine the number one contender.

Andre Battle Royal

I was going to project a winner, but in the end, does it really matter? I am waiting to see how little Corbin gains by way of a win in the 2016 edition-seeing as the win did so much for Cesaro and Big Show before.

Bray versus The Rock

Does this one happen? Should it? I hope that the interaction between these two in Dallas was a foreshadowing of things to come, but maybe it was just Rock giving Bray a pat on the back before squashing the trio. But it would make for an interesting match.

That, my friends, is what I have come up with. I know I left a few big names off of it for now, but aside from that…what do you think?

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  • Mikey Shango #DunDunDuuunnnnnn

    I love ladder matches but I don’t want to see another one for the IC title next year lol

    • http://NUNAYSHON.com #NBNC Hawk HENRY #NewNation ??

      99.99999999% sure its gonna happen again lol

    • biz

      My hopeful card :

      WWE title match: Seth Rollins vs kevin Owens

      Bray vs triple h

      John Cena vs undertaker

      AJ styles, Somoa Joe, Sami Zayn vs the Balor Club

      IC title match: Sami Zayn vs Cody Rhodes

      US title match Ziggler vs The miz

      Woman’s title match: championship scramble Sasha vs Charlotte vs Becky vs Paige vs bayley vs Natalya

      Tag title match: dudleys vs Enzo and big Cass vs New Day

      Put garbage reigns and dean Ambrose on the pre show with Zach Ryder where they belong

      • KingBack

        1. Rollins vs Ambrose vs Reigns – WWE/WHC Triple Threat Match

        2. Cena vs Undertaker – SIngles Match

        3. Wyatt Family vs Balor Club (Balor, Anderson & Gallows) 6-Man Tag Team Match

        4. Ziggler vs Crews vs Neville vs Miz vs Rusev vs Cesaro vs Zayn – IC Championship Ladder Match

        5. Owens vs Lesnar – Singles Match

        6. Orton vs Styles – Singles Match

        7. New Day vs Enzo & Cass vs Usos vs Epico & Primo – WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal-4-Way Match

        8. Sheamus vs Nakamura – US Championship Singles Match

        9. Banks vs Charlotte vs Lynch vs Bayley vs Bella vs Paige – Women’s Championship Scramble Match

        10. André The Giant Memorial Battle Royal РSamoa Joe wins

      • Someguy

        Wait why is Sami double booked?

        • Joseph Lisnow

          he’s the new daniel bryan. double duty at Mania.

          • Someguy

            Oh i see.:P

        • biz

          Because I smoked my breakfast.

          • Someguy


  • Zohaib Hassan

    so no CENA at WM33 ???

    • Joseph Lisnow

      that a bad thing?

      • ‘Drowen Hart #NN #NBNC ?????

        “Yes”- Lisa and Mikey Shango

  • MEH

    No Taker, Cena and by God no movie theme entrance by triple ego H?

  • mrkennedy

    Conor McGregor w/ Shane vs Roman Reigns (C) w/Vince WWE title
    Brock Lesnar vs Kevin Owens
    Randy Orton vs Dean Ambrose vs Cesaro #1 contender match for Payback
    AJ Styles vs Bray Wyatt
    Undertaker vs John Cena submission match
    Harper, Rowan & Strowman vs Gallows, Anderson & Balor elimination tag match
    8 man NXT Ladder match winner earns main roster contract
    Triple H vs Seth Rollins winner is special ref for Reigns vs McGregor
    Lucha Dragons vs Enzo & Cass vs Dudley Boyz tag titles no holds barred
    Banks vs Charlotte title
    Corbin vs Zayn IC title
    Pre Show:
    Andre Giant battle royal featuring Big Show, Kane, Ryback, Dolph Ziggler, Miz, Del Rio, Sheamus. Winner gets title match next night on RAW
    Divas match
    U.S title match

    • Mike

      Connor mcgreggor don’t be silly.

    • Joseph Lisnow

      Dana white would have a stroke if Connor left.

  • Zack

    Undertaker vs. John Cena

    Kevin Owens vs. Brock Lesnar

    Roman Reigns vs. The Rock

    Seth Rollins vs. AJ Styles

    Anti Diva Paige vs. Total Diva Nikki Bella

    Women’s Championship:
    Becky Lynch vs. Bayley vs. Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte (Four Horsewomen)

    (Anti Authority Crusader) Bray Wyatt vs. Triple H

    Newly relocated: Money in the Bank Ladder Match (likely participants, Dean Ambrose, Samoa Joe, Sami Zayn, Kalisto, etc)

    This isn’t a complete card. Just a few matches I’d see.

    • Lisa

      This is much better that Deegan’s card.

  • Mikey Shango #DunDunDuuunnnnnn
  • Orbit Storm

    A better title would have been: “Way Too Early, Missing Biggest Draws, WrestleMania 33 Card”. Just saying.

  • Lisa

    Terrible card. None of the matches looks Wrestlemania-worthy.

  • T-Rock (#TeamHollywood)

    T-Rock (face) vs Barooq (heel)
    Hoak Koggan vs Drowen
    Mikey vs Hawk Henry

  • Joshua Daniel Cooke

    Cena vs Styles main event heel Cena has title after stealing it from Styles after he won at payback. Rollins is money in the bank and does it again! Haha whether as heel or face is unknown

  • Joshua Daniel Cooke

    This card needs new! How about TNA guys and just new peoplevfor wrestlemania ?!I think WWE needs to start acknowledging the TNA guys they are bringing in and are on the hunt for, as TNA guys (not too long ago they refused to even consider someone from TNA and you were dead to them if you left WWE to TNA). Theu mention japan and roh but not TNA. I feel like I agree with the idea of your article but I dont feel it. I feel that there are people on this roster who have proven they are worthy of being on top (like ziggler for ex. ). WWE is telling the most talented to dumb it down in order to push the less talented. Daniel bryan had that issue all through his wwe career until the fans had enough and made WWE acknowledge his greatness. With Aj Styles (the TNA cena), Samoa Joe, and Austin Aries (the TNA CM punk), around with more coming like Eric Young and Bobby Roode (the longest reigning TNA champion in history). Its almost insulting to have their accomplishments stripped away essentially and have them announced as rookie well known on the indepenent scene. I mean having AJ styles portrayed as a rookie barely beating mid carders and losing against Jericho (which isnt awful but isnt good either as jericho will never hold a WWE championship again and honestly is losing his touch). Tna says WWE all the time on Tv so why cant WWE say TNA. Aj styles/ Cena feud better be happening and fucking inevitable. AJ needs to be WWE world heavyweight champion by this time next year. So much A+ talent being forced to bow to Roman reigns?! give me a f—ing break!

  • Walther Ppk

    I filled in my predictions for next years event. I overbooked some of the matches because there will be injuries so it leaves room for changes/shuffling as things become clearer come december/january. WWE WHC: Reigns (c) v Ambrose v Rollins (Winner: Ambrose). US Title: Zayn (c) v Owens v Styles v Balor v Crews v Corbin v Neville v Ziggler (elimination or ladder match) (Winner: Zayn retains). IC Title: Cesaro v Miz v Orton(c) (first to get 2 falls wins or best of 3 falls if one of these are hurt or elsewhere on the card) (Winner: Cesaro). Cruiserweight: Kalisto(c) v Rhoode v Cody Rhodes v Sin Cara (30 min iron man match) (Winner: Booby Rhoode if on main roster, otherwise Kalisto retains). Tag Team Title: American Alpha(c) v Enzo/Cass v New Day v Usos v Bulletproof (Anderson/Gallows) (TLC match) (Winner: Enzo/Cass). Womens Title: WM32 plus Bayley (Banks as champ) (Winner: Bayley). Samoa Joe v John Cena (Winner: Samoa Joe). Shinsuke Nakamura v Kenta (Winner: Nakamura). Brock Lesnar v Bray Wyatt (Winner: Wyatt). Womens US Title Battle Royal (brand new, match to decide 1st winner) Emma, Paige, Eva Marie, Asuka, Alicia Fox, Tamina, Maryse, Lana, Summer Rae, Carmella (Winner: Emma, Asuka or Carmella). Wyatt Family v Vaudevillains v Ascension (Winner: Vaudevillains). Andre Giant Battle Royal: (Winner: Kane or NXT callup)

  • ‘Drowen Hart #NN #NBNC ?????

    Dorathy vs. Immad vs. Jakerams in a Roman Reigns in a Pole Match.

    Lisa and Multiple Personality Disorder Guy vs. ‘Drowen Hart & Hawk Henry. (Match of the year)

    Mikey Shango vs. Everyone he’s injured the last couple of months.

    Joe Lisnow vs. Andrew Ravens in a spelling contest.

    John Deegan vs. Marty McFly and Doc

  • Mizanur Mowla

    Why you left the the biggest superstars name from WM 33 cart? The underTaker VS John Cena?? Perhaps that would be that best match of the year

  • Mizanur Mowla

    Why u left the 2 biggest superstars name
    from WM 33 cart? The underTaker VS John Cena?? Perhaps that would be that best match of the year


      Ravens,is that you?

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