By Marc Middleton on July 27, 2011
SWEET (Eric Cartman Voice)
THANK GOD OMG SHE IS THE HOTTEST DIVA IN TE WWE BESIDES KELLY KELLY OMG I WISH I COULD SQUEEZE THAT NICE ASS OOOOOOOOOOO!!!
When she did this on Raw, I couldn’t help but quote Ron Simmons. “…DAMN!” Then I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.
Are you a lesbian? I'm just wondering since you like Eve's ass and you make sandwiches.
Hmm, I thought everyone used diva matches as a chance to go get something to drink and/or eat, or to go to the bathroom. You mean people actually sit and watch that shit willingly? For real?
I had already decided on the sandwich before Eve’s booty pop. She just delayed me from it for several seconds, is all. I was already headed into the kitchen when I said, “DAMN!”.
And what’s wrong with liking Eve’s ass, or making sandwiches? You got something against them?
Only one thing comes to mind when I see Eve Torres’s ass….IN THE BUTT, PUT IT IN THE BUTT. All night long.