- Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.
- You wonder if the wrecks in Nascar are works.
- In a political debate at your school, you call Bob Dole a face, Al Gore a heel, and Bill Clinton a tweener.
- In your resume under experience you write, “I’m the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be”
- You have a turkey vulture for a pet.
- You buy the latest Sting album wondering how he can sing if he can’t even talk.
- You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.
- You make the football team & instead of ordering a letter jacket you wear a Flair robe with your schools logo on it to class.
- You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots…
- You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the “Four Horsemen” sign.
- You begin to shake someone’s hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd’s response.
- You get into a real fight and you blade.
- You do the “Flair Strut” into a meeting at work…
- When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is “Wooooooooo!”…
- You are at work and accidently slip and fall against a table or chair and wonder if you should “blade”…
- Your boss calls you in for a meeting on cutbacks and you insist on talking about YOUR workrate…
- You go to shake someone’s hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say “Woooooooo!”….
- Someone else falls against a table/chair…and you start screaming “You’re extreme! You’re extreme!”
- During someone’s retirement ceremony, you are asked to speak…you get up and talk about the person’s average size, average speed, average carpentry skills… and then talk about how he parlayed it into a great career….you then talk about how he can’t even open a beer anymore with his left hand…and then proceed to tell a story about a fat broad slapping him on.
- You scream at the top of your lungs and you don’t know why 
- You start off every conversation with ” ooooooooooh, whata rush ”
- You die your mustache blond while leaving your beard black.
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You constantly deny that Brian Christopher is your son
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back. Afterthat, he backstabsall his friends and you let him into yourgroup.
- Your job is your gimmick
- Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, you accusethem of being disloyal to the fed that made them a star.
- A promotion at work is seen as getting a push.
- Your first reaction on seeing the Diana crash was “She’s hardcore”
- Every secret is “kayfabe”.
- You claim that your favorite sports teams were “jobbed”.
- You call any kind of fan a “mark”.
- You flex in front of every mirror.
- You and your friends develop a secret hand signal.
- You won’t go into a pet store for fear of lemmings.
- You chokeslam your cat.
- You rack your neighbor’s dog.
- If you feel the need to do a Flair impersonation before going on SpaceMountain. (Has anyone here ever done this.)
- You never sit in any chairs without checking them (ala wwf bluechair) orwcw balsa wood chair; for fear your weight might collapse it.
- You tell your cat “Meow one more time, and you can forget the ‘Fancy Feast’man, ’cause I’ll open up a can of ‘Whoop Ass’ and see how you like the tasteof that!”
- You see an American flag, and immediately cross your eyes, stick your tongueout, give a big thumbs up and yell, “HOOOOOO!!! Tough guy!”
- You dream about splashing your boss from the top of your cubicle walls.
- You win an award and immediately spray paint “nWo” on it.
- You rate women on a scale of Chyna to Sunny.
- You attend a graduation, and yell “Ooooooh yeah!” when ‘Pomp and Circumstance’plays.
- You start your own e-fed… with you as the only participant, and thentry to out-book McMahon and Bischoff.
- You buy your four year old daughter a Ric Flair doll instead of Ken togo with her Barbie collection
- You wake up in the morning rsing from the dead like the Undertaker ratherthan just rolling out of bed
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might breakif you were to moonsault it.
- You buy a HBK doll to go with Ken
- You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You t-bone suplex your kids to bed
- You greet your in-laws by jumping around pointing to your crotch ala Syxx.
- You walk around with a towel on your head and you wipe your feet on invisiblemats before you enter any room
- You shatter your knee-cap giving your friend a Tombstone Piledriver onconcrete
- You’re not embaressed anymore to go into a store and rent a wrestling video.
- You won’t leave the bathroom until they play your theme music.
- You walk into a party you tell them to “cut the music”
- You walk into a bar and barge in the middle of a group of Mexicans talkingand shout “Arriba La Raza!”
- You get into a public place and, for some sort of things you hear somepeople booing at something and you think they’re booing at you and you startyelling at the people to shut up.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You start naming your pets after wrestlers. I.E. We have a cat named KittyKind and a new puppy named Dude Dog.
- You borrow $50,000 from the bank & start a carpentry business, &make all your chairs out of balsa & your tables weak in the middle inhopes that the PE will hear & subcontract out to you.
- You give the AA thumb across the throat bit to your boss when going infor job reviews.
- You wear Macho Man sunglasses during job interviews.
- For a Christmas present, you give your mom a pair of ring boots.
- You actually believe in your heart of hearts that the “Flair Flip” willwork everytime he tries it, & cry yourself to sleep when it doesn’t.
- You think Lady Di is probably really dead, but that Mother Theresa mightbe doing a really convincing work.
- You think John the Baptist Bladed.
- You try to convince your friends that regular sports are works, & wrestlingis not.
- Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from “TheMan”.
- You are late for work every Tuesday, cause you have to watch the tapesfrom the previous night again “just 1 moretime”.
- You climb chain-link fences and do Superfly Splashes off them– in yoursleep…
- You find yourself singing Grab them cakes and Real American
- Your four year old gives the Superfly sign before she jumps on you
- Your first instinct was that Holyfield bled the hardway versus Tyson
- You keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches
- While cleaning the garage you find old wooden chairs and first think ofAfa jobbing to Atlas and Johnson
- You buy your fat mother-in-law some yellow polka dot “Dusty Rhodes” shorts.
- A trip to the barber with your friends turns into a “hair vs. hair match”.
- Your loved one hits the switch at night and you attack, thinking it’s a”lights out Texas death match”.
- You wear a robe and tights to your job at Wendy’s.
- You throw a coke at Eric Bischoff/nWo and ……it hits the TV screen.
- You think a fashion statement is a black trench coat
- You come up with move named “the atomic elbow drop” which is executed offthe 3 meter spring board at a swimming pool
- Your wife asks to try out a move on YOU after just seeing itdone on TV.
- Your wife makes you sit on the end of the bed/swimming pool to practiceher flying cross body move since you don’t have a real ring.
- You are talking to a car sales person and they mention leather interiorand all you can think of is Hogan without any skin.
- You see the clown at McDonalds and can only think of Doink and Dink.
- Your wife calls you the “Living Legend”, but even better when she callsyou Jake “the Snake” and your name ain’t Jake!
- You watch Star Search standup comedy acts, and say the firstguy had a goodworkrate, but the second guys was as good with high spots galore. Then yousay this battle was a 4 star match, but Ed McMahon’s a terrible announcerand the crowd had minimal heat.
- Before you leave your friends yard, you take his head and slam his chainlink fence on it.
- You feel obliged to leave a restaraunt with two toothpicks (one in mouth,one behind the ear) and do your best Scott Hall impersonation.
- You win a fight and afterwards you start posing
- When eating someplace were you don’t like the food you say “I snack ondanger I dine on death”
- You think Godzilla will be played by Yokozuna
- You think earthquakes are caused by John Tenta
- You call the doctors office asking for ether Dr. Death SteveWilliams orDr. Tom Pritchard and for a dentist you ask for Issac Yankem DDS.
- You think Elvis being dead is a angle
- You call yourself “Immortal”
- You have a fight but charge people to watch it.
- You start hi-fiving people you don’t know
- After winning a fight you say “(insert name) 3:16 just whipped your ass”
- At a sporting event that foreign countries are competing you yell USA!USA!
- At a boxing fight you tell everyone to stop marking out cause it’s justan angle.
- Whenever you see an african-american you give the nation “fist in the air”sign.
- When a female says she’s going to put on her face and you expect Stingpaint or a mask to be worn when they get back.
- Your significant other buys you a plastic WCW World Champ belt and youactually wrestle to be able to declare who the “Champ” of the house is!
- You buy colored hair spray and pick out theme music for the above saidmatch!
- You play “name that wrestler” like you play “name that tune” in as fewnotes from their theme music as possible.
- You start noticing that the “sons” of guys you used to watch in the 70’sare now some of the stars. (dory & terry funk)
- You vividly remember the first time you ever met a wrestler outside ofthe venu in public.
- You remember when both you and Arn Anderson had hair!
- You call your buddy on the phone before/durning/after any tv wrestlingshow and discuss it for at least 30 minutes in complete detail includinghow all of the events will tie together at some ppv that has not even beenbooked.
- You make vacation plans as to not to miss any wrestling if a tv with properchannels is not accessable
- Your three year old says “Daddy, let’s play WCW”
- You spit out your gum and slap it
- You punch your friends, but stomp the ground to make it sound louder.
- You call yourself a “Jet flyin’, limousine riding, son of a gun.”
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You walk down the hallway of school like the Bushwackers.
- Before turning off a light/TV/computer you give the sign for a Flatliner.
- You carry around a portable tape player for entrance music.
- You finish every sentence with ‘Whooo!’
- You sit at home all day refusing to do a job.
- Every time you write an exam, you tell the professor that you’re the highestranking official, and if you don’t get an A, he’s suspended.
- Whenever you pass through customs, you tell the Controller you are from”Parts Unknown”.
- You go from town to town, making new groups of friends every few months,just so you can shock them by turning “NWO”.
- Whenever someone accidentally knocks you down in a public place, you shout”Come On Ref! He pulled My Hair!”
- At Sunday dinner, you only get to eat if you “Tag In”.
- When you don’t have an assignment completed, no attack your teacher/bossto get yourself intentionally disqualified.
- You offer a briefcase full of money to someone to turn on his best friend.
- You offer $10,000 to anyone who can bodyslam you.
- You don’t understand why there are wars when a steel-cage grudge matchcould settle things.
- Your bathrobe has your name on the back, in sequins.
- You carry a 2×4 and American flag everywhere, call everyone “tough guy”and puncuate every sentence with “HOOOOOOOO!”
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- When you do well on an exam, you stand up and yell, “Too Sweeeeettt!”
- After an exam, when the professor tells you to hand in your papers, youinform him “The only thing I’m going to hand into you is a can of whoop ass,son!”
