- You refer to studying as academic “hangin’ and bangin’” and you tell peoplehow you “hung and bung” all weekend
- When your professor messes up during a lecture, you call him a “ham ‘n’egger who only got a push because of politicalreasons”
- You demand the lights be turned off before you enter a room, then suddenlyclicked on once you reach the middle.
- When you answer a question correctly in class you say “BANG!”
- You strut to the board and say “Whoo!” before working out the problem
- You write “nWo” on all your boss’s overheads while he’s not looking
- You have theme music while entering for your thesis presentation
- Your entrance music plays every time you enter the office.
- You see a fight in the street and call the moves.
- You nick your finger preparing your lunch, then think you have just bladed.
- Whenever you punch anyone you use your arm and stamp on the groundsimulataneously.
- Whenever you see a ladder you climb it to retrieve the belt.
- Any Japanese or Mexican colleagues are praised for their workrate.
- You paint your face and don’t speak to your co-workers, then come to workwith a bird.
- Or… you sit around work all day with this “Gen-X” attitude…and whensomeone talks to you, you start spouting off bad poetry!
- When your at the gym you play your belt like a guitar i.e Hogan
- When you’re in trouble your friends come out and beat the Hell out of theother guy
- You tell your friends that they are so sweeeeeeeeeeet
- When you continuously say one or all of the following: whoooo, tooo sweeeet,that’s the bottom line, extreme, oooooh yeah, and many different uses ofthe word weasel.
- Can you remember the last time you didn’t watch wrestling on Monday night?
- You make your own championship belt out of cardboard and glitter and wearit everywhere you go.
- You do a “Jerry Lawler entrance” i.e. turn the lightsoff, and when theycome back on your in the room…………at a dance.
- Every time you step outside your house the first thing you dois make yourfavorite wrestlers hand gesture.
- You have to smash a Pepsi can on your head before you can play WCW vs.the World.
- When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to “Rest In Peace”
- At the climactic moment of passion with your partner, youscream,”WHOOOOOOO!”
- When the boss yells at you, you get three of your buddies and punk himin the parking lot.
- Someone at a party tells a funny joke and you accuse him of trying to getover.
- Anytime anybody asks you a question, you “grab the mike” and yell, “MEEEAAAANGEEEEENEE”
- You enter every room through the rafters with your son’s voice introducingyou.
- You can’t walk into a room without Jimmy Hart singing your theme music.
- You can’t enter a room without a large pyrotechnic display.
- Out of nowhere, you kick your boss and give him the Stone Cold Stunner.
- You talk in a third person like, “cause [SC] (name) said so”
- You throw paper and water bottles at your enemies, because theyare actinglike a heel.
- While playing a sport, your friend gets injured and you say it’s a work.
- You see a guy a dancing and posing, and start to chant “He is Gay”
- You create different personas and believe they are different people.
- You see a Canadian=and/or foriegner, you start to chant “USA!” “USA!”
- You show up at work in your everyday clothes and say “Idon’t need any stupidgimmicks to work!”
- You and your co-workers decide to go to rival or competitor and say “We’retaking over!”
- You’re getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that witha little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.
- You walk into church and slap people’s hands in the pews while walkingdown the aisle.
- Your method for testing whether fruit is ripe consists of smashing it acrosssomeone’s forehead.
- You giggle when someone says they’ve got a ‘job’ to do.
- You’ve learned all your dance steps from Shawn Michaels and Alex Wright.
- You get deja vu playing “Mortal Kombat.” (”Fatality. Glacier wins.”)
- You find yourself waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to slop drop an audience member.
- You watch the news and wonder if the ‘extremely graphic images’ were doneby blading, capsule or hardway.
- You deliever 1 Diamond Cutter, 2 Stone Cold Stunners, and 1 DDT onto abinder all before Social Class starts
- When called up to the board at class, you call the teacher a fat ass, kickher in gut, and apply the “Stone Cold Stunner”! then Show her she’s numberTwo (ie. with bothfingers) and walk back to your desk with your arms in theair.
- When called up to the board you stand up at the board, put your left armstraight out and cup your ear with your right hand and listen for the reaction.Then, rip your shirt off…
- Every time you walk into a meeting, you clap your hands over your headsinging, American Males
- You refuse to go to work unless they let you wear a dog collar and playQueen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” in the background
- Whenever you see a guy with two girls, you run up to him and ask, “Whatdo you have to say, Dreamer?”
- On a job application, you state your residence as “parts unknown”
- You challenge someone to a fight while wearing a mask, hoping they won’tknow it’s really you
- You power bomb your mom through the dinner table.
- After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and thenafter you raise both yours and your friend’s arms in the air, as he looksto the side, you clothesline him.
- When you put up your wife or girlfriend up in a card game for 30 days ifyou lose.
- If you are a hair stylist and you put the person in a sleeper before youcut their hair
- When you have two…TWO t.v’s set up right next to each other so you cancatch both Raw and Nitro.
- You start your own “rival” company at work, call yourself the “Outsiders”,recruit the President and declare in a board meeting “You want a WAR? Yougawt one chico!”
- You carry around a tape recorder and before you say something you pressplay and it says:
This message has been paid for by the new world order or web world order
- You start piledriving your pen with your fingers
- You meet a wrestler once and then call him your friend.
- You are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you thinkyour best line of attack is putting the Tongan deathgrip on him.
- You look for Sting on the back of the milk carton during breakfast.
- You search & search the bible for the book of Austin.
- You hit your ex boyfriend/husband with a high heel
- You start discussing who the jobbers are in other sports
- You found yourself marking out because the Braves had to job to the Metson the last two games of the season…
- After you ask for a Big Mac at McDonald’s, you yell “AND THAT’S AN ORDER!”
- You call your group of friends a stable
- You go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright.
- In Chemistry, your friend drops a chemical on himself and you yell “He’sHardcore!”
- You try to figure out everyone’s gimmick at Halloween.
- When there’s a fight and you “mark out.”
- You make a speech at work and you end it with “Quote the Raven…Nevermore”.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You get fired from work and go over to the competition, walking in thefront and saying “YO! You know who I am, but don’t know why I’m here!”
- You Stone Cold Stunner the manager before leaving
- When, in school, a teacher tells you to be quiet or do your work and yousay, say what ya want, cause i really don’t give a damn and stone cold stunnerhim/her and yell in front of the class, cause stone cold said so and that’sthe bottom line!
- When your friend falls down, you drop an elbow on him.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating youturn your head
- You drop your buddy head first to piledrive the cement.
- You and some of your friends invade the local church beat up the pastoruntil a few months later he takes your side.
- You go to a bingo hall and chant ecw ecw ecw or bingo just for the hellof it
- You say ass every time you get a interview.
- You add spikes to your football shoulder pads.
- You paint yourself like a crow and don’t talk to anyone for a year.
- You know more about wrestlers than your own family.
- You wonder when max mini takes a bath if uses a life jacket.
- You give enemies the figure 4 leglock around a goal post.
- Your teacher asks you about the new world order and the four horsemen andinstead of answering historical facts you put up 4 fingers and then chopyour pelvis.
- You paint your face, talk about powers of the universe, run around theblock shaking fences before you have fight.
- When ever you see free willy you yell Paul Bearer.
- You think the Godwinns were in deliverance.
- You shave your head, grow a goatee, and give your boss the stunner becauseyou injure yourself on the job.
- Your boss says he has a job for you to do and you lie down waiting forhim/her to cover you for three seconds.
- During an episode of ER you chant we want blood, we want blood.
- You think about bodyslammng Santa Clause.
- You yell whooo before you talk to anyone.
- You call your best friend your cousin.
- You go to taco bell and order a los boricuas chili platter..
- You consider fighting in the school yard a steel cage match.
- You can only count to three.
- You think the movie Buddy is a biographical film on George Steele.
- You name you son Hulk and your daughter Madusa (or is the otherway around)
- You beat up Metermaids because they look like the big bossman
- You go to IHOP to see if Dusty Rhodes is in the pancake eatinghall of fame.
- You start whooooing for no reason at all.
- You communicate more with people on the net more than your own family.
- When you are sick you look up Dr. Harvey Wippleman.
- You remember when Paul Bearer only had a couple of chins.
- When you see a fat out of shape dumb guy with a beard and a 2×4 and youyell hooo.
- In the middle of the fight, you start to look to the crowd and start gruntingand yelling to generate some heat!
- You’re watching a bar fight and someone gets cracked over the head witha chair, and you start chanting “ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
- You don’t help your friend in a Bar fight Because you’re a “FREE AGENT”
- You wear your big styrofoam Macho Man cowboy hat in public.
- You go to your little sisters softball game and start a “we want blood”chant.
- You get into a argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a losermust retire match.
- You’re in a football game and before kicking off you strut across the fieldhoping the crowd will respond with “whooooooooo!”
- You fly down to your office in a helicopter, jump off wearing jeans andthe American flag, and bodyslam the fattest guy in the office…
- You watch kids playing at recess and if two get into a fight, you yell,”He’s hardcore!”
- You can actually remember Sting’s last public words
- You turn off the lights to go to bed, then immediately hide in the closetfor 5 minutes to make sure Kane doesn’t get you.
- You give your boss the Stone Cold Stunner and expect not to get fired.
- When wearing your NWO t-shirt, you look up at the ceiling before enteringa room, to make sure Sting isn’t waiting for you.
- You drove to Cleveland to find Cactus Jack in 1993.
- You figure you don’t need to waste your time entering the contest to winAustin’s truck since you went out and bought one just like it last week.
- You refer to yourself as “the show stopper”
- When a co-worker wins an award you thought you should have, you eithersteal theirs or you go out and have your own made
- You drive around to various softball fields looking for Sid.
- You want to break into the business by landing a part in the next WCWmini-movie.
- You call WCW asking for information on taking classes from Professor MikeTenay.
- You have no rhythm and don’t know how to dance, so when you go to partiesyou get drunk and try to dance like Alex Wright or the Disco Inferno
- You carry an American flag with you everywhere you go
- You wear a mask to work
- You tell everyone who disagrees with you to “suck it”.
- You demand that they play your entrance music when you come into a room.
- When entering a room, you immediately climb up on the chair and do the Randy Savage poses like he does on the turnbuckles.
- Every sentence starts with “You know, Mean Gene”
- You call everyone brother and you are not Christian.
- When you stretch your arms up in the air, you have to do the Ultimate Warrior Military Press with your arms and later get out a grunt.
- You ask every guitar player you know if he would hit someone over the head with it.
- You have privately won the IC title in your dreams and you believe you are a champion when you are not even a wrestler.
- You find websites like this one and hang around them for weeks.
- You must know what happened on Smackdown before it airs.
- You imagine yourself being interviewed for Confidential.
- You act like you don’t even know that the Genius is your brother.
- When you meet someone named Elizabeth, you immediately tell her to go down that aisle.
