In what can only be assumed is a joke (hopefully), someone has started a petition to have Braun Strowman fired after his “brutal attack” on Roman Reigns.

Here is the text that accompanies the petition:

To the WWE we the WWE Universe are not please with Strowman’s Actions tonight on Raw following his brutal attack on Roman Reigns. Me and a lot of the WWE Universe Want Strowman Fired effective immediately he crossed the line tonight following the attack on Roman and now Roman is in the hospital with injuries. If this is what you call Entertainment YOU Failed Miserably. I don’t care if he goes to SD Live We want him OFF of Raw or Fired from the WWE. I have been a fan of Raw for years and out of everything that I have seen happen this was by far the absolute Worst.

As of this writing, the petition has received 1493 signatures. Well then, it is evidently still real to them dammit.

Luckily, not everyone is so gullible. To most people watching, the image of Braun lifting the ambulance was a clear work. There was a moment when “Braun” had about halfway tipped it, and while he was adjusting his position, the ambulance didn’t move up or down but just remained steady. This indicates to the scientifically literate among us that the immutable laws of gravity were either: a) not in effect, or b) being counteracted by some off-camera¬†force. Not to mention there is no man, save Superman, The Hulk, or whichever fictional character with superpowers you favor, that can actually lift an ambulance in that way.

But don’t take my word for it. consulted retired strongman athlete Michael Gill, who used to flip over cars for a living, and asked him what he thought of all this.

Here is a brief quip from Gill to that end:

“There is no way a human could flip an ambulance. The amount of force necessary could be calculated by a physicist, but it would be crazy. Given the fact that most of them are also designed to not flip on their side during high speed driving would also make it a more daunting task.”

Relive the brutal and traumatizing attack below, if you can dare to stomach such a thing again:

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