We are live on tape from Cleveland, Ohio and your announcers are Michael ‘Lebron Fan Club President’ Cole and The Miz.
Miz mentions that he is Cleveland’s favorite son.
Michael discusses the tag title match tonight and how Miz was involved with the participants in the match because Miz teamed with Kane to face Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow. Miz talks about how Daniel Bryan tried to mess up the chemistry between Miz and Kane.
Josh Mathews is with the Champions in the interview area. Josh asks Kane and Daniel about what happened on Monday and whether they can retain. Kane says that he am the Tag Team Champions. Daniel says that the only reason why Kane and Miz won on Monday was because he was out there. He says that Kane cannot do this without him. Kane says that Bryan tried to sabotage their teammate.
Daniel says that Kane likes to argue with him and Kane says that he doesn’t. Kane walks away and Daniel claims that he am the tag team champions. Cody and Damien attack Bryan and Cody with a gourdbuster onto one of the cases.
Cole and Miz discuss the attack and Cole suggests that Daniel Bryan’s jealousy might have affected him. Miz says that Bryan might cost his team the tag titles and he might even cost his team on Sunday.
We go to a video package looking at why Daniel Bryan and Kane are the oddest of odd couples.
Match Number One: Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow versus Daniel Bryan and Kane for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Bryan and Kane go after Sandow and Rhodes before the bell rings and Bryan sends Rhodes over the top rope with a clothesline while Kane does the same to Sandow.
Cody and Kane start things off once order is restored. Rhodes with punches and kicks followed by a side head lock. Kane with a shoulder tackle and punch. Kane sends Rhodes into the turnbuckles and then he takes Rhodes down with a side head lock take down. Kane with another shoulder tackle and then he tags in Bryan.
Bryan with kicks to Rhodes and then he sends Cody into the turnbuckles and he kicks Rhodes in the corner. Bryan sets for a surfboard but he decides to drive Cody’s knees into the mat instead. Kane tags back in and he misses Cody and accidentally punches Bryan. Kane punches Rhodes and then Bryan pushes Kane. Kane pushes back and then he picks up Bryan but Rhodes with a drop kick. Bryan goes after Rhodes while Sandow sends Kane into the ring post while the referee was focusing on the action in the ring and we go to commercial.
We are back and Sandow with a reverse chin lock on Kane. Sandow with punches and Cody tags in and they hit a double suplex and get a near fall. Kane pushes Cody into the corner but Cody with kicks to Kane. Cody goes up top for a moonsault and he catches Kane but does not cover him. Kane grabs Cody by the throat but Cody with elbows. Kane with a back body drop and Cody lands on his shoulder.
Bryan tags in and he kicks Cody in the corner. Bryan with a flying clothesline to Rhodes. Bryan gets a near fall. Sandow distracts Bryan long enough when Bryan goes up top to allow Rhodes to move out of the way on a diving head butt. Sandow tags in and he gets a near fall on Bryan. Sandow sends Rhodes to the floor and Sandow goes to the floor as well. Sandow sends Bryan into the apron and then he Irish whips Bryan into the ringside barrier.
Sandow tells Bryan to stay down while Cole points out that a count out does not help the challengers. Sandow kicks Bryan and then he drops an elbow and knee on Bryan. Sandow with an elbow to the upper chest and then he puts the ring skirt over Bryan’s head and he punches Bryan.
Sandow gets a near fall. Sandow with a body scissors as he starts to work on the injured ribs. We go to commercial.
We are back and Sandow with a waist lock on Bryan. Bryan with elbows to the head but Sandow with a knee to the midsection and Sandow gets a near fall. Sandow with knees to the arm. Sandow puts Bryan on the turnbuckles and he punches Bryan. Sandow tries for a superplex but Bryan pushes him off the turnbuckles.
Bryan with a missile drop kick to Sandow and both men are down. Kane tags in and he punches Sandow. Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline into the corner and he repeats things before hitting the side slam for a near fall. Kane punches Cody and knocks him off the apron. Kane goes up top for the clothesline and he connects.
Kane sets for the choke slam and he hits it and he tags in Bryan for the diving head butt and the three count.
Winners: Daniel Bryan and Kane
After the match, Matt Striker interviews Kane and Daniel Bryan. Matt asks Bryan if him and Miz can bury the hatchet. Kane takes the mic and he tells Daniel that his answer should be yes, yes, yes.
Miz gets up from the announce table and he offers his hand to Daniel Bryan. Bryan does not want to shake it but Kane whispers something into his ear and Bryan yells ‘No’. Bryan wants a hug instead. Miz thinks about it he sits down because he is not a hugger.
We are back and it is time to take a look at the WWE Championship match at Survivor Series.
Dolph Ziggler is in the interview area. Michael asks Dolph about Damien and Cody losing earlier tonight. Dolph says that his team has a leader who won’t abandon them or quit on them. He says that their chances are AWESOME.
Dolph mentions members of Team Foley. Kofi Kingston and Miz hate each other. Daniel Bryan and Kane hate each other. Randy Orton hates everybody. Mick Foley has put together the worst team in Survivor Series history. Miz will be a loser like Mick Foley.
Miz says that Mick Foley has been a WWE Champion, just like him. Mick Foley has main evented Wrestlemania, just like him. Miz wants to know when Ziggler main evented a Wrestlemania or a pay per view.
Dolph asks Miz how his comfy chair is or his drink is. Dolph says that Miz and Michael Cole sit at the announce desk Monday Morning Quarterbacking and second guessing everything like they know something.
Dolph says that he is the best thing going in Sports Entertainment.
Miz says that Dolph acts like the briefcase makes him something, but Dolph hasn’t been able to use the briefcase to steal the World Championship. Miz says that Dolph is Vickie’s little puppet. Miz says that he will lead Team Foley to victory. There are a million captains more competent than Dolph. Captain Crunch, Captain Ron, and Captain Caveman.
Dolph says that all Miz does is talk.
Miz with a few reallys and he challenges Dolph to a match next week.
Dolph says that he will be basking in the glow of his Survivor Series victory while Team Foley act like the losers they are.
Miz calls Dolph the biggest loser there is and Dolph says that Miz is confusing him with the Cleveland Browns.
Miz tells Dolph that he is going to lose at Survivor Series and Dolph knows that he would lose next week. Miz says that he is The MIZ and . . .
Dolph says that Miz is going to lose to him in the ring.
Match Number Two: Santino Marella versus David Otunga
The match is joined in progress and Santino with a side head lock take down. Otunga with a head scissors and Santino escapes. Santino with an arm drag into an arm bar. Otunga with a punch and Santino power walks and avoids a clothesline. Santino with an arm drag into an arm bar.
Otunga with a punch and Irish whip followed by a shoulder into the corner. Otunga with knees to the midsection. Otunga with a Jericho pose for a near fall. Otunga with more knees followed by a European uppercut and Otunga gets a near fall. Otunga with an Irish whip and shoulder in the corner.
Otunga with a gutbuster for a near fall. Otunga stands on Santino’s chest and then he drops an elbow. Otunga with a running shoulder into the corner and he poses. Santino tries to kip up but he fails. Otunga misses a charge into the corner and Santino does a split followed by a hip toss and then he goes for the cobra and he unleashes its fury on Otunga and Santino gets the three count.
Winner: Santino Marella
We go to credits.